A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
This is from Sandee at ComedyPlus.
I loved that one, Ana. It's interesting that the bottle of Vioxx is in the picture. My husband was prescribed that years ago but refused to take it because it made him feel horrid. His doctor was very with him. The next thing you know they're pulling it off the shelves.
ReplyDeleteThank the Lord your husband stopped Vioxx.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Vioxx?
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ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh alot thanks.
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The painkiller and arthritis's Merck drug that has killed people of heart attack.
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There I go...
So sweet of you.
Vioxx is one of the best examples of scandal and known risk to the company yet they marketed it anyway! Just like Zyprexa and Seroquel!
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Thank you Stephany!
ReplyDeleteCelebrex is still at the market here. I'm not sure about Vioxx.
I'm going to call the pharmacist.